Romance...and some advice for the MEN... 

well...

did you have a great summer romance like i did?  well...?

sadly, mine ended when dark secrets came out....but

april, may, and the first half of june were a dream...literally...

will never forget them actually...

always loved a beautiful and romantic man...add an accent, a deep kiss, and oh my...

here in brunswick we are limited to many accents other than - well - bubba...sorry but no thank you...would rather have an intellectual conversation with someone from puerto rico or spain myself...

and some beautiful golden brown eyes...and coco skin...girls...can we talk? funny thing-when women get together i have learned nothing is sacred...used to think only men were like that...surprise, men!! we talk about you guys- quite a lot actually- i am VERY outspoken BUT when i am in a relationship i am definitely NOT OUTSPOKEN- quite the opposite...i am private about some things- EXTREMELY private...don't talk about my relationships and happennings...

aren't you glad...ok...admit it - if i was talking about it- you would all have beat my door down by now...some things are too private to discuss...

now...men i am talking to you...be romantic- clean yourself up- i go to bourbon st bar & grill & WOW- most of the guys look rough or they are overweight...

all my girlfriends all say (ALL OF THEM) all - (picked up the ALL right?) they wish guys took better care of themselves- see... we want the fantasy how a man looks & makes us FEEL - men want  the physical and how we make them feel...

women are expected to be HOT at all times- fine with me- but i'd like to have a beautiful man that takes care of himself- nice arms (works out)- not overweight (eats well)- and smells good...that's all- i do those things for my potential man...in fact, needed to come home tonight and get a cold shower from an altercation i had with a handsome man doing my pedi & manicure tonight- I'M NOT KIDDING actually...apparently he does FULL BODY MASSAGES 24 hr ones...and was quick to tell me he wanted to give me one while he winked at me...it was an extremely long uncomfortable conversation- he was cute...but wow...NEVER had that before- while it was flattering all i can say (remember i don't talk about "private" things) is WOW...

at least i take care of my feet & hands- one of my girlfriends flips out badly when she sees a handsome man with dirty fingernails- i mean she FLIPS...she wouldn't date this really nice guy and he really liked her- b/c of his nails...TRUE STORY>>>

so- guys clean up - take a look in the mirror- you'll feel better, women will appreciate it, in fact, you could get lucky and get one...

 just a little hint for the men...there is nothing, nothing more appreciated than a beautiful, well dressed man...especially one that smells good and is romantic...

say- shoot me an email if you want with your success stories...

b/c if you do what i am saying i PROMISE you will get results...

and the only thing i will PROMISE is my hands & feet will look fabulous indeed b/c i met a hot guy to be my PERMANENT pedi & manicurist tonight...

lol...YEAH- post your responses- be honest & proud... 

Keep looking up- something could fall on you...Keep talking- your voice may be the only one they can hear...Keep trying- you could make it...Keep walking- better than a wheelchair...

Ever feel like everybody around you is an idiot? Ever feel like nothing matters? Ever wonder WHY we have to work so long every day?  Ever feel like idiots should not be allowed to reproduce? Betcha have...every day of your life...why do old people drive? do they think they can drive?- well do they? why don't people bathe? or use deodorant? do they think THAT smells good? well do they?Why don't we laugh and love more? People like to be angry and hate- why? Make me understand why people take their problems out on everyone else...why can't I trust anyone with my heart? Don't say it's because I have problems b/c I don't...seriously- it must be a defense mechanism, a wall, & it aint coming down for some reason...maybe because everyone around me IS an idiot...and shouldn't be reproducing or driving- hell, they should be bathing and using deodorant AND laughing and loving more...instead of reading this blog...well...get busy! go on...